Plans and Pricing

  Divorcee
$11/month		 Desperate
$34/month		 Bender
$69/month
Access to all tools
  • Classifieds for selling old baggage,hiring a pool boy or finding the best waxing salon
  • Support forums with private chatrooms
  • Free PDF, " guide to college speak and internet lingo"
 Yes Yes Yes
Free iPhone App
  • Strip club locator
  • "radar" for MidLifers
  • "At the office" status updater
Yes Yes Yes

Affair manager

  • Interactive calendar with API
  • Pick-up lines that never fail
More than 1 affair -- Yes Yes
24/7 Alibi service
  • A live person will call your house
 -- Yes Yes
24/7 Secretary service
  • A live person will answer your phone and make an excuse for you
-- -- Yes
Automatically book hotels, with laundry service -- -- Yes

Impulse Purchaser (or "Redecorating Your LIfe")

  • Budgeting tools
  • Daily justification reminder
  • 10% discount off of Harley Davison gear bought through the site
Included life insurance policy -- -- Yes

Cougar Makeover

  • Advice on dressing like a teenager
  • Weight loss manager with calorie counter
  • Super fun outfit builder
  • Spanish or Italian lessons
Webcam fashion advice -- Yes Yes
Sales alerts -- Yes Yes
Babysitter recommendations -- Yes Yes
Husband Entrapment and Divorce Attorney Services
  • Includes 2 hours with a divorce lawyer
-- -- Yes